This is one of those sad, sad cases where, in my opinion, the length of the organ is much less pathetic than the lengths taken to falsify it.

If you notice in this first picture, Peter attempts by web-cam angle, and misalignment of the measuring tape, to prove that he has an 8 inch willy. However, he subsequently realizes the obviousnes of his ruse...

and hence in this second picture, he tightens the frame, so that the misalignement of the measuring tape can no longer be seen. Apparently, Peter would really like to have an 8-incher.